I'm exhausted.
No, really.
This has been one of the most emotionally/physically draining weeks ever. Of all time. Someone put this shit in an encyclopedia so it doesn't just become some far-fetched tale, told to younger generations to warn them of the dangers of daily life. We need some goddamn documentation.
It's not my story to tell, so I will not share it. But ohmygod.

Changing topics.

I've been getting these headaches that feel like all of my blood pressure rests on my forehead. I wanna take a drill to my skull and drain the insanity...Pi reference? Anyone?

Things that have been making me happy...
Pretty
Sister-gator
Love Puppy
Date Night with Princess Pants
Not planning my wedding
Defending my friends with wit and the darkest of sarcasm- the only weapons I'll ever need.


Sometimes I'm awesome. Just throwin' it out there.
No, really, I couldn't care less about table linens. I know it's crazy, but I swears it's true.
The best sandwiches are made by hippies. Fact.
I hope my 2 o'clock doesn't show.
It's balls hot in my office.