"I hope you are having a pleasant work day, with minimal encounters with the dead. At least that's what would define a pleasant work day for me, if I had your job. I ate a lot of your sunflower seeds. And I made some fancy Ramen. Yes, fancy Ramen.... It's possible. There were roasted vegetables involved. Roasted, Thomas. The girl who can barely work a microwave roasted vegetables today.
Do my taxes, please. Also, the priority deadline for FAFSA is March 1st. So I'd get on that, if I were you. I did mine already and if I get a better loan than you, it goes without saying that you will be mocked for this. Warned."

Facebook can be awesome, when you have a Pretty who checks his email at work. Which I do.  

I'm so bored.
This weekend was lame.
For sure.

I'm addicted to CSI.
I have spent all of my money.
I ate too much salt today.